Klang Valley is notoriously jammed up with traffic during the peak hours.
You know that Sprint Highway in front of Eastin Hotel? Imagine during a downpour, you pay the toll and to find yourself stuck in a jam.
Subang Jaya nd USJ? Stupid traffic barely moves that you think you'd be able to crawl on your knees faster instead of drive.
Trying to get out of KL city to go on the Federal Highway? It's a long wait.
Guess where this is?
How do you past time?
1. Blast the radio and sing your lungs out.
2. Wind down the window and start chain smoking.
3. Start sending text messages to 20 people and hope they'd all reply.
4. Phone a friend to chat.
5. Scratch your balls til they bleed [Because it's a bloody long jam].
6. Read the newspaper or magazine.
7. Start swearing at every single driver and car stuck in the jam with you, "Bloody f*ckers! You guys can't f*cking drive! Get off the road and home to your mommy's bosom!! #@&*$^@(#*@"
8. Scream in frustration because no one can hear you [Except the motorist that just drove by].
9. Honk for the next 2 hours, just to irritate the hell out of everyone.
10. Medidate - you believe that peace and harmony is good for the soul.