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    eligible bachelors 2006
    April 13, 2006

    bimbobum

    malaysian CLEO's most eligible bachelor 2006 is on!

    bachelor #51's interview not published:
    which reality show would you like to be on?
    Kisah Benar, as a rapist.

    i know she's special when ...
    she irons my underwear nicely and sprays perfume on it after it's been washed.

    what were you teased about as a child?
    my big 'peter'. and i was only 8.

    what scares you?
    that special girl stops ironing my underwear and spraying perfume on it. *sad face*

    being successful to me means ...
    finding that special girl ironing my underwear and spraying perfume.

    a wife-beater is ...
    macho as hell, i support! women submit, men dominate!

    i'm currently listening to ...
    Celine Dion's 'My Heart Will Go On' on repeat. it makes me cry.
    [wtf ...... ?]


    i'll probably karate kick the fella should i see him!

    msianbachelors.jpg
    sooooooooooooooooooo .... who did you vote for, or planning to vote for? every year CLEO magazine has the Most Eligible Bachelor contest and girls (and boys, too) get the chance to drool over their pictures in the magazine and dream our dreams, involving them. ;P

    most "bachelors" are always either attached or not into women. sad. "bachelors" eh? meaning unmarried men, i guess. no fun!!!!!! imagine winning a date with one of the bachelors, and he ffk ("stands you up") because his girlfriend/boyfriend/partner threatened to trail along like a demented groupie, crying, "*sobs* you useless bastard ... you're not eligible! you're mine, ALL MINE! i'll bring you to my grave, if i have to!!"

    i'd just forfeit the date, if i win it. scared.

    i got bored flicking through the magazine - nothing held my attention long enough. and only when i was bored again, a few days later, did i get back to scrutinising the fellas properly. some are really cute looking (yummy...), but the clothes they were given to wear for the shoot were not really my taste. ;P and the questions are not enough. and no stats, too? height please!! ;P

    and there's always a candidate who's a lawyer. why don't we nominate xes, fank, rych and honfaai next year? ;D good idea? then we can all be (paid) cheerleaders. ;P


    anyway, check this out:

    Manhunt International 2006
    *drools* i like Bolivia and and China South.

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      19 Comments

      when i grow up, i wanna be like him http://www.manhunt.com.sg/thisyear/c-t/hongkong.html

      Posted by xes on April 13, 2006 11:42 PM

      which reality show would you like to be on?
      the bimbobum and boob_omatic show

      i know she's special when ...
      bimbobum prepares breakfast for me every morning.

      what were you teased about as a child?
      that i was secretly admiring bimbobum(i was 8 and she was 7 at that time)

      what scares you?
      bimbobum leaving me.

      being successful to me means ...
      getting bimbobum to show photos of herself on www.xes.cx

      a wife-beater is ...
      loathed by bimbobum. she likes to be pampered.

      i'm currently listening to ...
      bimbobum's toilet recording.

      Posted by boob_omatic on April 13, 2006 11:47 PM

      aHahAHahAHhAHahAHahAHAH~ wat toilet recording ni? :) *goes and checks my toilet for bugs*

      xes: check out syria doing a split.

      Posted by bimbobum on April 14, 2006 12:02 AM

      i remember one time some joker nominated xes to be shortlisted for the Cleo Eligible Bachelor contest. hahhahaha..that was so funny.

      Posted by frank_omatic on April 14, 2006 12:15 AM

      really???? hehe. which year??

      Posted by piffles on April 14, 2006 12:23 AM

      2002 la, i think. xes get the joker to get him off the list ady la.

      Posted by frank_omatic on April 14, 2006 12:47 AM

      wah. happening la xes. ;p

      Posted by i don't want to be bimbobum anymore on April 14, 2006 10:42 AM

      oh gee...i shant miss the chance for 2007.. :P or could we get someone off the 2006 list to make room for xes??? :P

      Posted by mongo on April 14, 2006 11:24 AM

      Xes. . . You have . . . How should I put it, unusual taste in men.

      All the guys fail, FAIL! But Malaysia and Indonesia looked all right to me. What happened to Japan, Korea, England??

      Xes, go work out and train for 3 years, then we submit your photo to manhunt as well! XD

      Posted by Applegal on April 14, 2006 11:40 AM

      ewww...that hongkong guy look so...so, so WOMAN!

      Posted by galFeRari on April 14, 2006 6:53 PM

      ooh oOoh OOH!!!

      Bachelor #48: Calvin Ronald Jacob was my senior in SMKSU!!

      Vote for him kay???

      Posted by galFeRari on April 14, 2006 6:58 PM

      bluff people one! i emailed one of them, no reply also. hmmmmmmmph. >(

      Posted by bimbobum on April 14, 2006 7:10 PM

      applegal: dun think xes tall enough to join manhunt. ehehehe.

      Posted by bimbobum on April 14, 2006 7:11 PM

      WOI BIMBOBUM THAT IS A PERSONAL INSULT!!

      Posted by xes on April 14, 2006 9:09 PM

      eheheheh. dear xes, u r tall(er than me, a bit, i think) but ....... err .... you have to look like your idol (the hk candidate) first before you join what. ;P or can you do a split like syria?

      p.s. ooi, sorry la, wei. it's not a personal insult intended in anyway whatsoever.

      Posted by bimbobum on April 15, 2006 12:03 AM

      generally, there are 2 insults that men take offense of:

      1) your dick is short.
      2) you're short.

      Posted by xes on April 15, 2006 4:01 PM

      Xes: Will keep that in mind.

      They always say the most powerful men in the world aren't much in stature, but they make up for physical height in other ways.

      So Xes, don't be sad, hold your head up high! XD

      Posted by Applegal on April 15, 2006 5:38 PM

      hahaha that guy's interview is hilarious. he's the man

      Posted by chuoming on April 16, 2006 12:25 AM

      no comments..

      Posted by short_tail on April 28, 2006 9:59 PM

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