This might offend some PETA members but I laughed so hard till I couldnt breath after hearing this story....
One day, D, a friend of mine, was getting ready for school.
It was wee hours in the morning and everyone was still sleeping...except for his little sister's hamsters...
He then devised and evil plot... which is.. fart at his sister's hamsters.
He proceeded to do so and let off a loud fart...
*pooottttt* *blargh*
D: oh shit!!!
He accidentally shat on his sister's hamsters!!