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    Nasi KangKang
    June 13, 2005

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    One day @ CLimbing Gym..

    Malay Guy 1: ahh... I cannot climb now. I'm so full! Perut penuh dengan nasi! (literally means stomach full of rice)

    Malay Guy 2: Tadi makan apa ni? (What did you eat just now?)

    Malay Guy 1: Plenty of stuff..nasi ayam, daging, cicak, telur etc etc..

    Malay Guy 2: Bukan nasi kangkang ke?? HEHE (Nasi KangKang not included?)

    Ping & I: LOL!!!!!!

    Malay 2: Eh Cina pun tau apa tu Nasi Kangkang? (Eh? Even Chinese knows whats nasi kangkang?)

    Nasi KangKang, literally means Squatting Rice. It's some sort of love potion made for men. It was believed that after eating the rice, the man was bound to abide entirely by the woman's wishes. His mind will be reset and zombified. Any of the woman's wishes such as, "buy me a diamond" would be fulfilled immediately.

    Many years ago, this superstition was practiced by the Malays and also the Nyonyas.

    How to make Nasi Kangkang

    1. Stand with her legs wide open and while the pot of rice was still steaming,
    2. Allowed sweat to trickle down into the steaming pot
    3. Serve it to 'victim'

    Remember allow sweat to trickle down...dont shit on it...

    I hope none of my friends were victims of this wicked meal. But this seems to be the only explanations why some of my male friends disappeared from my circle of friends after getting a girlfriend. wh4 buggers.

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      38 Comments

      that you in the pic ar? So gross man....look like u r taking a shit.

      Posted by frank_omatic on June 13, 2005 11:29 PM

      Hahahah My friends and I were just talking about this two days ago over coffee.

      The girls reaction:does it really work?
      The guys reaction:I cannot imagine the poor lady had to squat under the rice pot with such hot steam.

      Posted by julz on June 13, 2005 11:41 PM

      hahahah it looks more the person is shitting in the rice, but interesting love potion hehe.

      Posted by Darren on June 13, 2005 11:58 PM

      be very scare when u eat out next time...u never know if the old, sexy, sassy mix rice aunty will ever serve u nasi kangkang or not?

      Posted by frank_omatic on June 14, 2005 12:06 AM

      I wonder if it works to the opposite sex? No way I'm going to steam my balls!!!

      Posted by Halian on June 14, 2005 12:15 AM

      frank: mmmm.. shitting on that bowl eh..hehe

      Darren: hehe i coudnt position it to show me squatting and the bowl together in a proper way!

      julz: go try la. then tell me whether it works! hehe

      Halian: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Posted by xes on June 14, 2005 12:27 AM

      I confirm such nonsense wont work on me. My willpower to not get misled by women is strong! wahahahaha

      Posted by Gavin on June 14, 2005 10:01 AM

      Kihkihkih... do you think it is a good idea I tell the Japanese gals this? :PbPb...

      Posted by fish fish on June 14, 2005 11:41 AM

      This thing is real, mind you. Not just the kangkang lah, but it comes with some prayers / chanting beforehand.

      A friend of mine was a victim once... to a Sabahan chick. Apparently he wasn't aware of anything, until his friends started noticing a lot of changes in him, and that he wasn't being "his usual self".

      So they brought him to see an Indian medium (the friend's an Indian); and it was confirmed that he had nasi kangkang :-)

      Posted by Mike Tee on June 14, 2005 12:05 PM

      was the chiq hot?

      Posted by Gavin on June 14, 2005 3:18 PM

      wat happened after that?? any way out of the nasi kangkang spell?? :-S

      Posted by mongo on June 14, 2005 6:57 PM

      Ewww! Nearly puke when I was reading coz I was about to indulge in my dinner =p

      didnt know this kinda still exists for real?heck..isnt this similar to those bomohs so called "jampi's" and so forth?

      Posted by LeeLi on June 14, 2005 8:23 PM

      ohmygosh i don't wanna know where that picture came from! :P

      Posted by eraine on June 14, 2005 8:27 PM

      I suspect that's XES in the pic. HAhahaHA

      Posted by Ivan on June 14, 2005 9:05 PM

      i recognize that feet.. its sexx0r's!

      Posted by honfaai on June 14, 2005 9:26 PM

      Now that you guys brought it up....wtf...thats his room!!

      Posted by Gavin on June 14, 2005 10:50 PM

      i wish it also works vice versa.. hehe

      Posted by wingk on June 15, 2005 12:07 AM

      MikeTee: WTF!! what happened? what changes? mmm i wonder hows the chant like..must find out man..so that i can stim my balls.

      fishfish: wahlao, u sure ah? soon they be making sushi kangkang man!!

      mongo: errr...

      LeeLi: it is some sort of jampi..maybe u should try it one day...psss...frank is single

      eraine: from ur room heheh

      Ivan: no doubt its me la. i dont deny it ehe

      honfaai: wahlao u can identify people by their feet? FBI needs u man!!

      Gavin: then? ur room ah? tiu sei sohai hehe

      kiang; get ping to try it la..since he's still single keek

      Posted by xes on June 15, 2005 1:12 AM

      ewwww the pic looks scary. my mum told me b4 tht one of her fren husband is deeply in love with the indonesian maid. later they found out tht the maid has been "kangkang" all the while b4 serving rice to her master. buek! n there's a rumours abt this restaurant which sells nasi lemak in jb,they cook the sambal together with used sanitary pads. business was GREAT!

      Posted by nikki on June 15, 2005 3:05 AM

      nikki: i think ur mum's friend's husband is just horny la. hehe i;ve heaard many stories about husband having affairs with maid. kekee

      as for the nasi lemak, i think its just an urban legend. i've heard about people putting sani pads on satay sauce. pfft.

      Posted by xes on June 15, 2005 7:32 AM

      alot of girls tried to use this nasi kangkang on me before...

      Posted by chuoming on June 15, 2005 4:21 PM

      cm: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Posted by xes on June 15, 2005 4:51 PM

      chuoming: No wonder, you can't grow any t_ _ _er...the girls had suck u dry ady

      Posted by frank_omatic on June 15, 2005 7:03 PM

      LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Posted by xes on June 15, 2005 7:12 PM

      Hahahahha. Man this is funny.

      Hey does it count if the girl kang kang over ur face straight away and u lick the sweat or muz in be kangkang over the rice?

      Posted by gguni on June 15, 2005 8:03 PM

      gguni: i think u might leave her the next day lar..so it does not work.

      Posted by frank_omatic on June 15, 2005 11:32 PM

      Wah sedap...i recommended this post to a heartbroken colleague. I think she will make super-duper hot tom yam fried rice kangkang tonight. :D

      Posted by wolfx@work on June 17, 2005 1:13 PM

      wolfx: hehehehehe mmm sedapnya!!!

      Posted by xes on June 18, 2005 2:38 AM

      em em.. lazat nya :Pp oo ayamas :X
      thank God nasi kangkang isnt a very popular topic/issue here in SUBANG *phew*

      Posted by honfaai on June 18, 2005 3:37 AM

      thats disgustingo... hehe thats wut u call WH4 big time hahaha

      Posted by Jac on June 21, 2005 1:20 PM

      i want to nasi kangkang my husband. Must read some sentence is it or just squat over the rice ?
      He too many girls outside. pls help urgently.

      Posted by kp on December 13, 2007 2:14 AM

      I wish and hope to know what are the sentences to use for "nasi kangkang" please help me.

      Posted by yogita on February 10, 2008 9:44 PM

      in my opinion.KANGKANG Rice...has seldom forgotten...furthermore in islam prohibit make that....I hope women in malaysia please do not make nasi kankang...sin.. u enter hell

      Posted by redzuan on May 19, 2008 3:05 AM

      Posted by gguni: Hey does it count if the girl kang kang over ur face straight away and u lick the sweat or muz in be kangkang over the rice?

      yeah! go straight over his face and kangkang as long as u can take it gals!

      Posted by wan on June 14, 2008 9:18 AM

      Looks like this was what Najis did to have Saiful listening to him from mouth to anus :)

      Posted by Saiful Bukhari on August 15, 2008 5:29 PM

      will someone send me some pics? of something good..

      Posted by none on December 11, 2008 3:07 PM

      I’m facing lot of problem with my husband, he got a girlfriend (someone’ wife), he own bother about my son (just 1year++. He spend lot of money for that lady. Please guide me how to do nasi kangkang.
      I have to follow any procedure or not or any sentences to read…. Pls help me

      Posted by sue on September 16, 2009 12:17 AM

      orang yang bodoh ja n xade iman buat suami dia macam tu.................aku bgi komen ni iklas jgn la ko buat laki korang semua mcmtu x baik dosa tau.........ikhlas dari sahak

      Posted by sahak on April 10, 2010 1:20 AM

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